Will the real Donovan Stokes Please Stand Up!

You may wonder why the URL in this site contains the name Donovan J Stokes. Truth is that is not my name (as you may have guessed from my profile) The story goes something like this:
Back in the days of my youth, my family went camping with our cousins. Upon seeing some babes that were totally diggin', and the feeling wasn't mutual, he pretended to be a foreign exchange student from Australia (not to be confused with Austria "put another shrimp on the bar-b"). When they asked his name he told them it was Donovan Stokes. I used my cunning sense of syntax and took liberty in adding a middle initial of J. The name has been in the family from that time on.

p.s. TO THE REAL DONOVAN J STOKES (WHERE EVER YOU ARE): I am sorry for stealing your name.